HOT GIST - Guy Killed Jeffrey Dahmer In Prison Because He Made “Human Limbs” Out Of Food

Who knew that necrophilia loving, cannibal, serial killer (the trifecta) Jeffrey Dahmer had such a wicked sense of humor?

Who is hungry? I'm cooking!

The man who beat Dahmer to death while the two were in prison together says that “The Milwaukee Cannibal” loved to drizzle ketchup over prison food he had mashed into “limbs” creating the illusion of “blood” on his plate. Too bad Guy Fieri didn’t get a chance to visit this chef!

The serial killer’s culinary creativity did not sit well with other inmates including Christopher Scarver who was serving time for killing his boss. I guess the fact that he had actually eaten human flesh wasn’t enough; but turn your meatloaf info a foot and eat it? You sick bastard, you must die!

Christopher Scarver was not a fan of Dahmer's cooking.

In 1992 after Dahmer was convicted for killing and dismembering 15 of the 17 men he was charged with butchering, he decided to kick things up a notch with his prison food. Unlike the refined Dr. Hannibal Lecter, in prison Dahmer was not able to pair his delicacies “with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.” So he would taunt other prisoners by fashioning his food into limbs which Scarver says crossed the line with lots of prisoners and prison staff alike. While some inmates were repentant for their crimes, Dahmer loved freaking people out. I guess Scarver and the other prisoners would also not be a fan of that butcher in London who sold realistic looking human limbs made out of meat. Who wants to make a rump roast?

Since everyone hated Dahmer, Scarver claims that prison guards looked the other way and left him alone with him and another prisoner in 1994 as they cleaned the bathroom.  When he was pushed too far by the cannibal’s sick taunts Scarver confronted Dahmer about his crimes before grabbing a metal bar and beating him to death.  Scarver says he spent 16 years in solitary confinement for killing Dahmer and another prisoner, but I’m guessing he was happy he could eat in peace.
Meat baby, anyone?

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